Brushetta of the brain

I had a dream last night that, at school, I received a yellow quarter sheet flyer in my mailbox (which I can't believe cc approved!!) inviting me to participate in a bible study. On a whim, I went... it was a Mormon scam to get you to their meeting! They handed out the thinnest version of the Bible I had ever seen-- it was the second bible, their latter day saints book (which in grammar school I was warned against ever touching)! And then they wouldn't let me leave. I kept trying to get home, but they kept locking me in-- and picking on me and pushing me and bruising me. I couldn't get away-- it was Mormon hell and I was stuck!!! AH!!! (thank goodness for that five three oh alarm!)

How did they do that? How did they penetrate my subconscious? Will I be Mormon when I return to school? Is it inevitable? Do either of you ever have forced religious conversion dreams? Is this normal? ... what if I dream about scientology next?!!!!