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Monday, July 26, 2004

SONS OF BITCHES!!!!!!

 
HI! So...Is anyone else going completely crazy? YEAH, me neither, until now!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

It just started today. and by today i mean the past weekend. but i wasn't really with it enough to figure itout.  i haven't been sleeping, and when i do, i wake up at 4 in the morning fighting with my pillows and sheets. my sheets usually win.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBbbbbbbb

i just want to go away. no school please

you aim too, please.

2 Comments:

  • At July 29, 2004 at 9:51 AM, Blogger Bird said…

    Friend, sorry to hear that you are stressed-- eek! Me too, though. I had a near nervous breakdown two weeks ago-- it was ugly. About how much I hate school and my phd, blah blah blah. whatever. Anyway, when you are having trouble sleeping, feel at least a little bit relieved to know you are not alone-- 4 am also finds me staring at the ceiling-- crazy! Oh well! Soon we will have lots of other things to stress about, so this stress about not wanting school and more stress to come will, at least, pass! :)

    Jean, your shout out to the asparagus-- the most under-appreciated vegetable ever-- was must appreciated! :)

    Peter, you are alive. Wow. That is a little (lot) shocking, as we haven't heard from you... um... let's see... all summer!! And clearly you are not reading the emails sent to you (and you are probably aren't reading this, too!), as if you even scanned the email with article attachment that was ostensibly from cBurns, you would have noticed it was actually from me... sorry you were all touched and crap that you and CCB are besties... it was just me-- sorry, friend! Anyway, I would prefer if you didn't have too much contact with Carol-- I don't want it to interfere with my plan... the only Collinsite she is allowed to have contact with is Charles, as they are going to hook up and marry (they just don't know it yet!).

    Yes, my self-imposed hiatus from matchmaking is officially over! :)

    Have the welcome week books even been sent yet, Pete? If those people are expected to read them, shouldn't they at least have them in their possession sometime soon?!! Scratch that harping-- I am sure you are on top of it and it will get done-- and that welcome week will be a crazy fun time for everyone! YAY for all you Collinistes (and yay for those of us on the outside-- woohoo!)!

    Tomorrow, I am headed to Chicago for the weekend and then El Paso for a few days next week-- I can't wait! :)

    Have a great weekend!

    Love,
    Bird

    If you got ANOTHER hideous hair cut-- including Debbie Miller bangs (seriously!)-- take the penalty (I mean, a penalty besides the bad hair cut!).

    If you are having the least productive summer of your life, take double.

     
  • At July 29, 2004 at 9:53 AM, Blogger Bird said…

    If you have honestly tried the Thomas-copyrighted solutions for insomnia-- lying on your bed the wrong way and pretending that aliens are attacking you-- and you STILL couldn't sleep, take triple... and see a doctor about serious head trama.

     

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