wtf is going on!?!?!

sooo... is everyone leaving at collins? jason, are we missing something?; do we need to jump on the bandwagon before we are the only ones who don't realize that jim beason is taking the tops of the muffins over to mcnutt!? anyway, i have found a brighter side to the change of scenery (I KNOW I CAN'T SPELL!!!)... our (hi(gh)) friend bertie has now loyalty nada mucho (that is spanish jason) to anyone at collins!!! ergo proctor hoch post ad cogito ergo sum hoch bertie can get wasted (again) in casa del caliente! with out the side effect i like to call christianity (or should i say catholianity?)  on another note... i have nothing done for welcome week; i am though on a good streak of fibs.  ps, who is on this blog?  anyway that is it from me for now. i had a feeling there was an inside joke going around about how i haven't talked to you (plural; i refuse to use other forms such as you'all or ya'll or ya'lls) so i thought i'd drop a line.  i hope this has caused bertie atleast to smirk aloud at work.  that brings me to something else; at first i thought bertie might be the last person on earth to actually email someone a news article; this assumtion was proved wrong earlie last semester; but i was interested to be email an article from sis carol; i am moved to brought into such a friend circle; i'd better update my friendster profile.
-pete(r)

 
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if you don't respond - take double
if you voulenteered to co-coordinate welcome week - take tripple!